Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options $149 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $750 value) $279 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a $1,200 value) $399 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (up to a $2,100 value)

Inside Coastal Medical of East Greenwich's physician-directed office, a licensed electrologist and laser specialist with 11 years of hair-removal experience uses a laser to target unwanted fuzz at the follicular level. Six treatments spaced about a month apart will destroy hair through various growth cycles to promote long-lasting smoothness. During treatments, clients relax in a spa-like environment while watching TV or listening to music. Click here for a complete list of valid treatment areas.

Coastal Medical of East Greenwich

When patients enter Coastal Medical of East Greenwich, they might think they're in the wrong place for a checkup. Rather than the barren walls and bland colors of a standard doctor's office, the practice channels a zen, spa-like ambiance: gleaming white furniture and oriental rugs offset sage-green walls, where framed art brushes windows that gaze upon the natural world and beyond. In this serene environment, a team of doctors, nurse practitioners, physician assistants, and renowned Operation players merge their diverse specialties to uplift patients' outer appearances and inner health. Together, they provide internal-medicine care along with specialty services such as cardiac care, nutrition services, and laser and electrolysis hair removal.

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Although inflatable muscle suits are easy to apply and double as flotation devices, natural brawn actually lifts heavy objects and doesn't deflate when given a routine allergy shot. Blow up your fitness routine with this Groupon.

For $25, you get 10 CrossFit classes, including six introductory On Ramp classes (up to a $205 value). This option expires three months after activation.

Ocean State CrossFit's coaching staff, including former NCAA Division I athletes, former soldiers, a rugby player, and a black belt, stand as a testament to the functional conditioning style's benefits and high level of intensity. Each CrossFit workout boosts the body's performance in 10 recognized fitness domains, such as strength, flexibility, speed, and ability to juggle cannonballs while on a moving escalator. After completing the six-part On Ramp course-which moves at a slower pace to ensure exercisers master safe technique-students graduate to regular-level CrossFit classes, where trainers sling routines that incorporate strength training, plyometrics, kettlebells, Olympic-style weightlifting, gymnastics, rowing, and running amid Ocean State CrossFit's spacious, 4,500-square-foot facility. Although noted for its intensity, CrossFit scales to suit exercisers of all stripes since all it demands is that individuals willingly surrender their emergency pot roasts and put in their best effort according to their fitness level. Each session on the studio's schedule caps attendance at 12 students or fewer to ensure ample trainer attention for each student.

Ocean State CrossFit's rates fluctuate throughout the week.

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Historical Inn with Glass-Enclosed Porch Overlooking Lake

In the 19th century, some of the Northeast's industrial pioneers- including Silas March, an entrepreneur and New York state assemblyman-spent their idle days in a clapboard estate built along the shores of Mariaville. In 2003, husband-and-wife innkeepers Rick and Lorrie Runnels purchased this historical home and dubbed it the Mariaville Lake Bed and Breakfast. Since then, they've made extensive renovations while managing to preserve the building's casual, Federal-style elegance; it still has its original moldings, wood-burning fireplaces, and hardwood floors in some of the guest rooms.

The building is tucked into a woodsy area along the private, 200-acre Mariaville Lake, and it's a prime spot to get in some fishing and swimming. The B&B also owns two kayaks, one canoe, and one rowboat, which are all available for guests. Or feel free to take a stroll through the wealth of hiking trails that crisscross the property; one in particular leads to a beaver dam. In summer and fall, you can tell ghost stories and dry your laundry over a crackling bonfire in the evening.

The inn's five guest rooms are individually decorated, but all look out to Mariaville Lake. You have to use an old-fashioned skeleton key to get into the Vineyard and Lakeview rooms, as they are located in the original part of the house.

Come morning, the innkeepers serve a breakfast by candlelight in the formal dining room or on the glass-enclosed porch. The chefs prepare a different hot entree each morning, such as banana-stuffed french toast, veggie frittatas, or puffed apple pancakes. You can typically find house-made pastries, fresh juices, yogurt, fresh fruit, coffee, and tea.

Mariaville, New York: Small Town on the Shores of Mariaville Lake

Mariaville is part of the 18th century town of Duanesburg, located about 30 miles west of Albany. Thanks to its location along the 200-acre Mariaville Lake, the town became a resort community in the 1920s. Not a whole lot has changed since then; there's still only one traffic light in the city to date, and every high-school class is taught by the mayor.

The town of Schenectady offers a dose of culture fewer than 15 miles east. Aside from shopping and restaurants, you can find the historical Proctors Theater, which opened as a vaudeville venue in the early 20th century but sank into disrepair by the late 1970s. A group of concerned citizens rallied to restore the theater, which now hosts regular performances of ballets, musicals, comedians, and concerts.

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Wearing trendy clothes is the best way to get inside a swanky club, ranking ahead of flirting with the bouncer or hiding inside a bottle of Cristal. Dress for access with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $25 for $50 worth of designer consignment apparel and accessories $45 for $100 worth of designer consignment apparel and accessories

The constantly rotating selection includes items such as a Dolce & Gabbana Top ($89), Lilly Pulitzer Skirt ($45), Ramon Tenza Shoes ($75), and Sarah Brighton wallet ($39).

Karma Couture

Spanning three generations, the fashion experts at Karma Couture work tirelessly to validate the authenticity and value of each piece of clothing consigned to their shop. The bustling store carries only luxury brands, with a never-ending rotation of apparel and accessories by designers such as Tory Burch, J. Crew, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Burberry. The stock ranges from denim and dresses to shoes and handbags, and with a few exceptions, only one of each item graces the store's shelves at any given time. Each preowned, gently used piece receives a hearty markdown of up to 80% off its original retail price, and a progressive markdown occurs every 30 days if an item remains unsold or starts feuding with nearby outerwear.

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Watching a play is the second-best way to achieve emotional catharsis, right behind writing a play about achieving emotional catharsis. Tear-stain a playbill with this GrouponLive deal to see Motherhood the Musical at Trinity Repertory Company's Chace Theater. For $19, you get one general-admission ticket (a $38 value). Choose from the following showtimes:

Saturday, May 26, at 2 p.m. Saturday, May 26, at 7:30 p.m. Sunday, May 27, at 2 p.m.

Motherhood the Musical, the brainchild of singer and songwriter Sue Fabisch, whose album Music 4 Mommies bore multiple Top Ten Billboard Comedy hits, celebrates the joys and travails of parenting in uproariously melodic fashion. Praised by the Tampa Bay Times for its "genuine laughs and relatable observations on the job that never ends," the show first takes place at the baby shower of a naïve first-time mom, whose impressive record of never killing a Tamagotchi pet has convinced her she's prepared for motherhood. Over the course of 18 toe-tapping songs, her three experienced friends share stories about the frustrations and triumphs of raising their offspring. The production's spirited music ranges from the heart-tugging ballad I'm Danny's Mom to the exultant barnburner The Kids Are Finally Asleep.

Trinity Repertory Company's featured musicals and special engagements stake their claim in the 522-seat Chace Theater, which is located inside the historical Lederer Theater Center. Formerly the Majestic Theatre, the center still retains its Italianate-style white terra-cotta façade, which beckons patrons inside its early-twentieth century confines with a hint to its vaudevillian past.

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Midtown Manhattan is home to some of the world's most talked-about landmarks, from the Empire State and Chrysler Buildings to Rockefeller Center and the bright lights of Times Square. Allow us to draw up the blueprints for this week's well-engineered Escape to The Gotham Hotel on 46th Street, a sleek boutique property offering personal touches in a prime locale: sandwiched between all the action of Madison and Fifth Avenues, formerly the space of the beloved Gotham Book Mart. You and a guest will be positively floored by a two-night stay, Fridays through Sundays, in a chic Gotham 2 Room Type-complete with a king bed and private terrace-on floors two through nine ($600). And don't be surprised by the lack of a check-in desk: Upon your arrival, a staff member will greet you with a VIP welcome amenity before escorting you to your accommodations. Airy, light-filled guest rooms are appointed with streamlined European furnishings, tailored minibars, and lavish linens. Your Escape also includes an upgrade to a Gotham 3 Room Type when available. On floors ten through 23, these units feature king beds and private terraces with views of the skyline. Z!NK magazine describes a stay here as "a new type of hotel experience in the center of Midtown Manhattan. With terraces off of every room, guests feel as if they are floating above the city." When hunger comes knocking at the door, rest assured you'll stay well fed with assorted fresh pastries and a daily breakfast for two. In the evening, cozy up to your companion during dinner at on-site restaurant Tenpenny. You'll use your $50 dining credit to savor Italian-American cuisine that Z!NK says "hearkens back to the American cuisine of old" when "New York City was an up-and-comer in the restaurant world." The next morning, structure your day however you like: You'll be within walking distance of some of the city's best sights, including Central Park, the Theatre District, and 30 Rock. Or, browse the likes of Barneys, Bergdorf Goodman, and Saks along the retail mecca that is Fifth Avenue. For an exciting Escape to the city that never sleeps, the writing's on the wall: Pack your bags and hit the town-at prices that aren't through the roof.

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In addition to warming our brains and framing our faces, hair also provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Maintain your breeze detectors with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options $17 for a wash, haircut, and blow-dry (a $35 value) $26 for a wash, haircut, blow-dry, and deep-conditioning treatment (a $55 value) $35 for a wash, haircut, blow-dry and single-process color (a $90 value) $40 for a wash, haircut, blow-dry and partial highlights (a $95 value)

Allure Salon & Spa

Experienced stylists and aestheticians beautify clients with custom services performed amid the gray-green walls of Allure Salon & Spa. While hairstylists slather tresses with Soma Hair Technology-a haircare line composed of organic, vegan, and pH-balanced ingredients-skin specialists daub visages with products by Neal's Yard and Jan Marini. Other services include manicures, pedicures, makeup applications, and waxing. Free parking is available for customers traveling by car or motorized bathtub.

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By Mikal McLendon, Travel Correspondent

Historical Boutique Hotel in Thriving Downtown Arts District

"Oh, that's pretty," says a well-dressed guest who has recently arrived at Hotel Providence, nudging her companion and nodding at a large jade sculpture of galloping horses. "That's our centerpiece," the concierge chimes in. "From China. It's really rare." The horses are the most vibrant piece adorning the marble-floored lobby of this hotel, whose collection encompasses French steel engravings, centuries-old murals, and gilded Swedish mirrors.

And the building itself has as deep of a history as the artwork inside it: the building had turns as a college dormitory, a department store, and a grain silo before the turn of the 20th century, when it was repurposed to become a classic New England hotel.

There's a definite appreciation for art here; each guest room is decorated with local artwork ranging from paintings of city scenes to ceramic sculptures of fish. Each also comes with a continental armoire and wooden headboards. The junior and premier suites are fairly spacious-there are separate living rooms furnished with queen sofas if you need to sleep extra guests or add reinforcements to your pillow fort. Premier suites have added luxuries such as a whirlpool tub, a granite wet bar, and floor-to-ceiling windows that overlook the adjacent park and historical Grace Church.

Hotel Providence's Aspire Restaurant prepares New England-style cuisine such as clam chowder and jumbo lump crab cakes. Ingredients are sourced from local farms and the hotel's own rooftop garden. During warmer nights, you can dine in the restaurant's candlelit courtyard and enjoy selections from an international wine list.

Providence: Historical Haven Lined with Art Galleries, Restored Theaters, and Fine Dining

"The art scene is incredible here," raves Tricia Carter, Hotel Providence's marketing manager. "Every day there's something new." The active community support of the arts has helped to earn Providence its reputation as the "Creative Capital."

In an effort to rejuvenate the historical entertainment district here, the city partnered with its three universities and gave artists tax breaks to live downtown. You can now catch Broadway musicals and Tennessee Williams dramas at beautifully restored historical theaters from the 1920s such as the Providence Performing Arts Center and Trinity Repertory Theatre.

A short walk from Hotel Providence, you'll also find a vast network of downtown galleries; many of these feature the work of artists and graduates from the nearby Rhode Island School of Design.

The city's thriving food culture rivals the art scene in creativity and vigor; there's an enclave of Italian eateries on Federal Hill, and delis dot the downtown area. Many local chefs source their ingredients from farms bordering the city, which set up shop downtown on Fridays at the farmers' market. About 10 minutes south of downtown, the Culinary Arts Museum celebrates Providence's love of food with more than 250,000 artifacts, ranging from antique cooking gadgets to elaborate wedding cakes.

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A Taste of Merry Old England in a Cozy, Tudor-Style Inn

Since its founding in 1793, the town of Stowe has reinvented itself numerous times, from its early days as a potash-farming enclave to its brief stint as a Canadian smuggling outpost during the War of 1812. Stowe's streets and buildings are rife with American history, but today the town thrives as a mountain retreat with an artistic soul and an outdoorsy spirit. Just north of Main Street, Ye Olde England Inne, a sprawling Tudor-style manor, welcomes guests with a taste of merry old England. Straight-backed armchairs sit beside a roaring fire in the lobby, with English prints and paintings on the walls and a crimson carpet reminiscent of the old redcoat uniforms.

Housed within the inn, Mr. Pickwick's Gastropub and Steakhouse packs its pub cellars with several thousand bottles of wine, rare cognacs, and small-batch bourbons, as well as the requisite ales and lagers. An arched stone entryway leads to the pub's chummy, Old-World interior, where old-fashioned beer steins dangle from the rafters. More than just a watering hole, the restaurant also serves an inventive menu of seafood, fowl, and steak.

The inn's Bluff House suites cushion overnighters in English-manor elegance with four-poster, rice-carved queen beds. Each suite features a fireplace, a lounge with wing chairs and cherry-wood furnishings, and a spacious bathroom outfitted with a jacuzzi tub. A private deck or patio connects to most suites, affording views of the village, Mount Mansfield, and the Green Mountains. Most standard rooms feature Victorian-style wallpaper and bright bedspreads atop brass beds.

Stowe, Vermont: Artistic Enclave Nestled at the Base of the Green Mountains

Ye Olde England Inne is set against the scenic backdrop of Vermont's Green Mountains. The inn is centrally located in Stowe, so you'll have easy access to the historical village and its arts scene, which includes the West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, a spacious enclave showcasing pieces by budding and mid-career local artists who work in a range of media.

Stowe's prime location in a broad, fertile valley between the Green Mountains and Mount Mansfield-Vermont's highest peak-makes it an ideal launching pad for outdoor activities. A recreation path through Stowe loosely follows the meandering West Branch River with 5.5 miles of paved trails for biking, rollerblading, and jogging. The winding path's arched wooden bridges crisscross the river 10 times from start to finish. At nearby Underhill State Park, set at the base of the 4,300-foot-tall Mount Mansfield, you can practice butterfly mating calls on one of four hikes to the summit.

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There are few freedoms as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans spent millennia inventing the airplane and why penguins are so very, very bitter. Exceed evolutionary shortcomings with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $109 for an up to 30-minute paragliding flight for one (a $300 value) $198 for an up to 30-minute paragliding flight for two (a $600 value)

Both of the above options give you the chance to soar to heights of up to 8,000 feet on the wings of a motor-powered paraglider. With a nationally certified copilot, you'll float over the sandy seascapes of the Massachusetts coastline, changing altitudes and flight paths to explore the water's edge or the clouds' fuzzy underbellies. Before flights, all passengers undergo a safety briefing.

Paramotor Tours

Paramotor Tours sends adventurers skyward on the wings of motor-powered paragliders. Nationally certified pilots adhere strictly to FAA safety regulations as they strap in for tandem flights, lifting thrill seekers to heights of up to 8,000 feet. To help ensure smooth takeoffs and landings, each glider boasts several safety features, including reserve parachutes, GPS navigation, and a pause button. Adventurers who wish to pilot their own glider can sign up for a solo-flying course, available on select days.

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Before man learned to ride horses, Western films ended with cowboys jogging into the sunset. Saddle up with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options $45 for two 30-minute private horseback-riding lessons (a $90 value) $85 for four 30-minute private horseback-riding lessons (a $180 value) $99 for six 30-minute private horseback-riding lessons (a $270 value)

Four Winds Farm

For more than 20 years, students of English riding have flocked to Four Winds Farm's sprawling grounds, which encompass five paddocks, three spacious barns, and both indoor and outdoor riding venues. The licensed coaches impart the fundamentals of English riding during private and group sessions, which can help build confidence in novices perched atop gentle lesson horses or finesse the technique of show riders. Horse owners can also stable their steeds in the farm's barn, thanks to a boarding program in which horses are fed and turned out daily to ensure that their muscle memories retain rider-friendly motions.

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Light comes in many forms-be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign's first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options $750 for 6 Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $2,000 value) $950 for 9 Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $3,000 value) $1,050 for 12 Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $4,000 value)

Doctor of Chiropractic Jeffrey Newman harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body's obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body's natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.

Dr. Newman performs each treatment session within 72 hours of one another. For optimal results, the 6-treatment option must be redeemed over the span of two weeks, the 9-treatment option must be redeemed over the span of three weeks, and the 12-treatment option must be redeemed over the span of four weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure's potency.

Zerona of Rhode Island

At Zerona of Rhode Island, Doctor of Chiropractic Jeffrey Newman works to smooth silhouettes noninvasively with cold-laser Zerona treatments, recently featured on The Doctors. During 40-minute sessions, which are generally spaced within 72 hours of one another, low-light lasers glide over patients' waists, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue. The body then absorbs and expels the excess lipids, allowing patients to resume their normal activities immediately. Healthy eating habits and avoidance of caffeine, alcohol, and falling pianos help to maximize results. See the office's FAQ section for more details.

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Balancing on two wheels is a skill normally mastered by riding a bike or straddling two runaway water wheels as they careen down Main Street. Balance adventure and safety with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $39 for a two-hour Beach & Sachuest Point Wildlife Refuge electric-bicycle tour for one (a $79 Value) $39 for a two-hour Ocean Drive Adventure electric-bicycle tour for one (a $79 Value)

On the daily 11 a.m. Beach & Sachuest Point Wildlife Refuge tour, groups cruise past Newport's and Middletown's beaches before stopping for a 1.5-mile walk around the Sachuest Point National Wildlife Refuge. The 3 p.m. daily Ocean Drive Adventure tour guides riders past sites such as Fort Adams and Brenton Point State Parks, the Cliff Walk, and the area's famous mansions.

Segway of Newport

Segway of Newport makes the world smaller by equipping customers with wheeled transports ideal for exploring Newport's beauteous scenery. Crowned by TripAdvisor voters as the town's best tour company, Segway of Newport offers regular guided group tours atop Segways, Ultra Motor electric bicycles, and Dahon folding bikes. After a brief training session, patrons masterfully steer Segways toward Thames Street and onto scenic 10-mile Ocean Drive. Here, they coast past Newport Country Club and Gooseberry Beach before peering over the Cliff Walk's jagged edges and pondering whether the ocean is bouncy. Ultra Motor electric bikes reach speeds up to 20 miles per hour, driven by feet or their own enchanted power, whereas 7-speed cruisers or 21-speed mountain bikes allow riders to set a pace of their choosing.

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Romantic Vermont inn getaway for 56% off

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From catapulting flaming soldiers over castle walls to sitting on active geysers, humans have long been fixated on flying through the air. Absorb the wonderment of flight with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $119 for a private introductory helicopter-flying lesson, valid Monday-Friday (a $279 value) $139 for a private introductory helicopter-flying lesson, valid Saturday or Sunday (a $279 value)

During introductory flight lessons, an FAA-certified instructor shows students how to operate the controls of a Robinson R44 Raven helicopter. Before stepping foot in the single-engine chopper, the student and instructor first review some required materials on the ground. Once aboard, the duo practices such aerial maneuvers as takeoffs, climbs, and turns. For the technically inclined, East Coast Aero Club recommends some helicopter-operation reading material, found on the company's introductory flight webpage.

East Coast Aero Club

Since 1985, the FAA-certified team of pilots and instructors at East Coast Aero Club has shepherded citizens from Hanscom Field airport to the skies above Boston for sightseeing, introductory flights, and pilot-certification programs. The crew oversees a 35-aircraft-strong fleet composed of planes by Piper, Cessna, Cirrus, and Diamond, as well as helicopters by Robinson. The company's entry-level educational program, Learn to Fly, matches pupils up with one of more than 25 certified flight instructors, who teach students how to read each craft's instruments and back issues of SkyMall.

But passengers don't just learn about flight; they also learn about the area around them. Scenic flights afford aerial views of the city, soaring from Hanscom Field over such sights as the Lexington battlefields, the Charles River, and the USS Constitution. Passengers can bring along cameras to capture the spectacular views and document any crop circles they spot in the outfield at Fenway Park.

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For centuries, pizza and pasta battled for the title of Italy's most beloved dish, an honor that was ultimately bestowed upon Sophia Loren. Enjoy Italian excellence with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Italian dinner fare
$35 for $80 worth of Italian dinner fare for four or more

The menu includes fried mozzarella ($6.99) and bruschetta ($7.99), which segue into shrimp and garlic pizza ($10.99-$16.99) or veal medallions sauteed in marsala wine and demi-glace ($16.99).

DiParma Italian Table

DiParma's sponge-painted walls are rife with staggered picture frames, floral bouquets, and wicker baskets. Earth-tone bricks recall warm Italian soil and the inventive cuisine that sprung from it. Beside a bar of tile and faux marble, tables clatter with plates of pastas, pesto pizzas, and veal or seafood sauteed in delicate wine sauces, all polished over the course of three decades in business. With the pizza oven pouring forth the aromas of basil, roasted peppers, and bacon, guests peruse a list of more than 50 wines or ask servers to pick out all the grapes for them.

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A smooth complexion can help make a good first impression-much like a firm handshake and a hearty smooch on the lips. Put your best face forward with this Groupon.

$199 for a Nonsurgical Face-Lift Package (Up to $410 Value) Three myotonology treatments (a $285 value) Choice of one facial, Dermasound ultrasonic peel, or microdermabrasion treatment (up to a $125 value)

During each myotonology treatment, technicians use microcurrent technology to reeducate muscles and tone the skin. Improvement should be noticeable after one treatment. For the best results, all three sessions should be attended within 5-10 days.

Advanced Skincare

Tina Malooly-McCaffrey-a sufferer of severe acne with a family history of skin cancer-has devoted her career to learning about dermis health, and she founded Advanced Skincare in 1989 to help patrons realize dreams of glowing complexions. The licensed cosmetologist, massage therapist, laser technician, and skincare educator has gathered a team of licensed and certified pampering professionals to rejuvenate facades. With every service, from anti-aging facials to microdermabrasion treatments to help blast away dead skin cells and outdated "Vote for Lincoln" henna tattoos, the staff assesses skin and health for personalized treatment plans. Beyond skincare, the beauty experts also apply professional-level makeup and administer advanced IPL hair removal for the entire body to save clients the hassle of waxing, tweezing, or rolling on a pile of Velcro.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Another boring bouquet doesn't bode all that well for you. Save the florist some baby's breath this year and plant your own seeds of romance during an overnight weekday stay in Chittenden, Vermont's Mountain Top Inn & Resort. Enjoy a dreamy one-night stay for two, Sundays through Thursdays from now until July 30 or on Friday or Saturday May 25 or 26, in a Classic Lodge Room ($149) with a queen-size bed, a Luxury Room ($199) with a king-size bed, oriental rugs, and private sitting area, or a Luxury Suite ($249) with a king-size bed, wrought-iron fireplace, kitchenette, and whirlpool tub. Want to linger a little longer in your lover's paradise? Opt for a three-night stay for two, Sundays through Thursdays from now until July 30 or Friday through Saturday on May 25 and 26, in a Classic Lodge Room ($449), a Luxury Room ($599), or a Luxury Suite ($749)-the additional three-course dinner for two and the hour-long trail ride on horseback for two is no trifle. Book as many Escapes as you like-vouchers can be combined for unlimited nights of stay. You'll find a modern lodge feel in the earthy decor and rich, dark woods in all of the rooms. As a member of the Vermont Fresh Network and a Wine Spectator Award of Excellence winner in 2010, the inn's Chef Casey will cultivate a daily gourmet breakfast and afternoon refreshments, compliments of your Escape. Take some time to smell the roses and step outside into the 350-acre wilderness amid the Green Mountain National Forest to see nature in full bloom. Walk to the private beach-access to kayaks, canoes, and paddleboats are included. Later, take a guided trail ride on horseback, provided for all Escapees. "Situated on [350] lovely ridge-top acres, this [lake]-side property sports one of New England's best views," says Frommer's review of Mountain Top Inn & Resort. "[It provides] a relaxing, summery feel, from the expansive front porch of Adirondack chairs to croquet games and horse rides." The seeds for a serene Escape have been planted-just be sure you pick this one before it wilts at week's end.

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Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with this Groupon.

$2,700 for a Complete Invisalign Orthodontic Treatment (Up to $7,800 Value)

Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift teeth into perfect alignment.

Depending on the client's teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6-15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, or flossing. View some Invisalign FAQs here.

Though Smile & Skin Aesthetics sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Smile & Skin Aesthetics

At Smile & Skin Aesthetics, a talented staff boosts patients' self-esteem with a host of dental and skincare services. According to Damian D. Meola, DMD, a second-generation dentist with more than 20 years of experience, "there is a synergy between the smile, the skin and a sense of confidence that having both in great shape brings." He tackles the dental side of services with specialties including smile makeovers, full mouth reconstruction, and successful mediations with tooth fairies. Board-certified aesthetician Stacey Powell, alternatively, enhances the skin with nonsurgical treatments such as facials, microdermabrasion, and waxing services.

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Planning a concert is a delicate art that requires deep understanding of the audience, a fact demonstrated by Tiny Tim's disastrous tour with Black Sabbath. Catch a coherent evening of entertainment with this GrouponLive deal to see the Gotham Rocks Tour, featuring Charetta and Ghosts of Eden, at KC's Tap in Pawtucket. For $8, you get one general-admission ticket for the show on Monday, June 4, at 7:15 p.m. (up to a $15 value, including all fees). Doors open at 7 p.m.

The bloggers and promoters of Gotham Rocks care as much about building community as they do about throwing hard-rocking shows. Scouting talent from the five boroughs and beyond, the agency has assembled a quintet of like-minded acts designed to bring a burgeoning scene together for the Gotham Rocks tour. The two-fisted tonsils of Angelina DelCarmen endow Charetta's rock angst with brassy vocal lines that could easily lead any pop-radio hit or all the town's children into the nearest Hot Topic. From selling out New York's esteemed Irving Plaza to recording with Brett Hestla of Creed fame, Charetta's rising star burns like a combustible Cassiopeia as the band approaches its five-year anniversary. Blaring a wall of sound as thick as a wet brick, the charismatic and unapologetically nostalgic members of Ghosts of Eden keep the '90s alive with grungy nods to the Smashing Pumpkins and Pearl Jam.

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Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options $30 for a 60-minute hydrating essential facial (a $60 value) $40 for a 60-minute hydrating anti-cellulite body wrap (an $80 value) $65 for both of the above services in one two-hour session (a $140 value)

The anti-cellulite body wrap employs the power of green coffee to stimulate the body's natural metabolism, helping it burn fat and remove excess fluids and toxins. Suited for all skin types and complexions, the 60-minute essential facial-like the body wrap-hydrates the skin, leaving it supple and soft.

Beleza Pura Spa

At Beleza Pura Spa, aestheticians bustle about, beautifying clients with a range of professional services. As one technician adorns a face with custom-blended airbrush makeup, another adds rich color to the skin with a natural Bronze Biologic tanning solution. To keep clients feeling and looking younger, skin specialists administer facials, anti-cellulite body wraps, and advanced metabolism-boosting Sudatonic treatments. The spa also hosts teen parties that allow guests to pick from a range of facial treatments.

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A golf course is a scenic sanctuary where young blades of grass receive constant grooming and grizzled grains of sand can retire far away from merciless ocean waves. Explore a relaxing landscape with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $50 for an 18-hole round of golf for two including cart rental (up to a $102 value) $89 for an 18-hole round of golf for four including cart rental (up to a $204 value).

Gardner Municipal Golf Course's rates fluctuate throughout the day and week.

Gardner Municipal Golf Course

Gardner Municipal's par 71 course takes golfers on an 18-hole odyssey through immaculate fairways hugging the north end of Crystal Lake's waters. Astride a whirring golf cart or advancing on foot, golfers bob and weave through the course's tight tree lines, rein in wayward balls, and bribe woodland creatures to improve their lie. Rounds reach their crescendo at the 538-yard, par 5 seventh hole, where drives must trace the fairway as it doglegs to the left while avoiding a vanguard of towering trees along the left side of the fairway.

A multifaceted training area fosters straighter swings and confident putts with a three-tiered practice green and a two-level driving range with space dedicated for long drives, shorter iron shots, and blindfolded sprints through the barrage of practice shots.

Gardner Municipal Golf Course showcases the latest golf styles and equipment in Ben Egan's Golf Shop, which is run by a savvy staff that will help golfers find the clubs and clothes that best suit their style. William's Restaurant and Tavern awaits greenside, where golfers can peruse a menu of prime meat cuts and savory grill fare while deciding whether or not spinach leaves would make a good putting surface.

Course at a Glance:

18-hole, par 71 course Length of 6,131 yards from the farthest tees Course rating of 73.4 from the farthest tees Slope of 126 from the farthest tees Four tee options

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Long eyelashes have a number of uses, from giving butterfly kisses to shooing away actual butterflies who try to drink your eye juice. Make a heart flutter with this Groupon.

$99 for Full NovaLash Eyelash Extensions ($230 Value)

Trained technicians apply tapered NovaLash extensions one by one to the real lashes to create a full, natural look. NovaLash extensions last the duration of the natural lashes' growth cycle, though touchups are generally recommended after three weeks.

Ch'i Spa

Cocooned in a rich color scheme of maroon and gold, Ch'i Spa surrounds guests in Asian-inspired decor and intricate wall art. Privacy screens painted with cherry blossoms enshroud treatment beds, creating a peaceful vibe and camouflaging clients from nearsighted tigers. The staff applies all-natural organic products to faces and bodies during facials, massages, makeup applications, and waxing services. Wann Samantha Bankowski, one of the spa's highly trained professionals, earned a spot on Paul Mitchell The School's prestigious Dean's List in March of 2010.

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Hair trends come and go, but we can tell you what's never been in style: dull and frizzy locks. Spoil your strands with today's deal from Michele Martin Salon in Cranston. Pay $129 and you'll get a keratin hair treatment, which can lead to a straight, shiny, and flyaway-free 'do for up to five months (a $350 value). By fortifying the hair cuticle with a protein-rich formula, your tresses will not only feel smooth but also they'll take less time to style each day. Or, if you're looking to switch things up, pay $200 and you'll have $400 to spend on hair extension application, with several easily applied extensions available for you to purchase in the store. Michele -- a Vidal Sassoon graduate -- and her team will make sure you not only love your new look, but also the time you spend at this upscale salon. Being pampered for up to 63% off the regular price? That's something that will always be en vogue. Want more? Check out Michele Martin Salon on Facebook.

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As a Sturbridge resident, you're quite at home when it comes to antiques and historical archives -- but just because you're neighbors with the largest living museum in New England doesn't mean your skin has to reflect days gone by, too. For today's deal from Advanced Skincare on Main Street, pay $50 for one 30- to 60-minute session of microdermabrasion (regularly $125); drop $95 for two sessions (regularly $250); or, spend $139 for three sessions (regularly $285). A licensed esthetician will guide a crystal-tipped wand over your fragile façade, reducing fine lines, age spots, acne scars, and stretch marks. There's a full staff and night and weekend appointments available, too -- sure to help bring that face of yours back up to 21st-century standards. Want more? Check out Advanced Skincare on Facebook.

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The clip-clop of the hooves, the feel of the saddle, and the smile on your young rider's face when greeting a favorite stable-dweller: For your family, riding is anything but horseplay. Trot into summer with today's deal from Legacy Stables: Pay $40 for two 30-minute private riding lessons (a $90 value) or $64 for a set of four 30-minute private lessons (a $160 value). This gorgeous Mendon stable provides your young rider with the ultimate environment for developing horsemanship. The Legacy team brings a lifetime of love and knowledge of America's oldest breed to riders of every ability while teaching the basics of riding, tacking up, and grooming. Whether your children are new to the sport or already horse crazy, they'll acquire confidence and discipline they'll use for a lifetime. Want more? Check out Legacy Stables on Facebook.

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