Here's a beauty alert to go with your weather forecast: A humidity hike in the Delaware Valley is imminent. If the slightest spike in steaminess crimps your coif and your style, today's deal from Collingswood's Verde is the hottest property around. Pay $75 for an express Coppola keratin complex treatment (regularly $150) or $125 for a full Coppola keratin complex treatment (regularly $250). The express service straightens your hair in one lightning-fast hour, leaving your tresses frizz-free, shiny, and silky-smooth for up to six weeks. The full treatment takes three hours yet lasts from three to five months. And it all happens within the chic, eco-conscious space that owner Kevin Gatto has groomed to become one of the area's best holistic salons, according to Philadelphia magazine. So maintain your mane through the muggy summer with this umbrella of a deal. Want more? Check out Verde Salon on Facebook.

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Historical Inn with Glass-Enclosed Porch Overlooking Lake

In the 19th century, some of the Northeast's industrial pioneers- including Silas March, an entrepreneur and New York state assemblyman-spent their idle days in a clapboard estate built along the shores of Mariaville. In 2003, husband-and-wife innkeepers Rick and Lorrie Runnels purchased this historical home and dubbed it the Mariaville Lake Bed and Breakfast. Since then, they've made extensive renovations while managing to preserve the building's casual, Federal-style elegance; it still has its original moldings, wood-burning fireplaces, and hardwood floors in some of the guest rooms.

The building is tucked into a woodsy area along the private, 200-acre Mariaville Lake, and it's a prime spot to get in some fishing and swimming. The B&B also owns two kayaks, one canoe, and one rowboat, which are all available for guests. Or feel free to take a stroll through the wealth of hiking trails that crisscross the property; one in particular leads to a beaver dam. In summer and fall, you can tell ghost stories and dry your laundry over a crackling bonfire in the evening.

The inn's five guest rooms are individually decorated, but all look out to Mariaville Lake. You have to use an old-fashioned skeleton key to get into the Vineyard and Lakeview rooms, as they are located in the original part of the house.

Come morning, the innkeepers serve a breakfast by candlelight in the formal dining room or on the glass-enclosed porch. The chefs prepare a different hot entree each morning, such as banana-stuffed french toast, veggie frittatas, or puffed apple pancakes. You can typically find house-made pastries, fresh juices, yogurt, fresh fruit, coffee, and tea.

Mariaville, New York: Small Town on the Shores of Mariaville Lake

Mariaville is part of the 18th century town of Duanesburg, located about 30 miles west of Albany. Thanks to its location along the 200-acre Mariaville Lake, the town became a resort community in the 1920s. Not a whole lot has changed since then; there's still only one traffic light in the city to date, and every high-school class is taught by the mayor.

The town of Schenectady offers a dose of culture fewer than 15 miles east. Aside from shopping and restaurants, you can find the historical Proctors Theater, which opened as a vaudeville venue in the early 20th century but sank into disrepair by the late 1970s. A group of concerned citizens rallied to restore the theater, which now hosts regular performances of ballets, musicals, comedians, and concerts.

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Hair grows all over the body, which makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Remove your coat of hair with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $25 for one Brazilian-waxing session (a $55 value) $65 for three Brazilian-waxing sessions (a $165 value)

Waxing technician Danielle removes unwanted hair with Satin Smooth products, such as honey wax with vitamin E and irritation-reducing aloe vera wax, to leave nether regions smooth for weeks after each session.

Indigo Salon

Above a silver front desk, a neon sign glows in Indigo Salon's namesake color, casting its gleam onto wire racks stocked with Bumble and bumble styling products. Black leather salon chairs set the stage for hair makeovers enhanced with smoothing keratin treatments, highlights, or other services.

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Right in the middle of Washington, DC, the Adams Morgan neighborhood's history is entwined with jazz musicians who performed at the legendary Showboat Lounge. Today, it's a fast-paced hub of multicultural activity. See for yourself with this week's Escape to Adam's Inn, a Victorian bed and breakfast located on a quiet residential street one block from the neighborhood's shopping and dining corridor. "A well-kept place spread across three town houses on a quiet street in Adams Morgan," says The Washington Post. "For those who want to be in that haven of ethnic restaurants and clubs, the location is perfect." You and a companion will spend one night in a room with a private bath, Sundays through Thursdays ($85) or Fridays and Saturdays ($99). This prime location is just a five-minute walk from the zoo and a ten-minute walk from the Woodley Park Metro station connecting you to the whole city. To keep your caffeine levels from falling B-flat, start your morning on the right note by heading to Tryst, a coffeehouse, bar, and lounge that Capital Spice calls "the grandaddy of the DC coffeehouse scene." Tune in to nature with a day trip to the National Zoo, where you can see some of the most rare creatures on earth-including the Micronesian kingfisher, extinct in the wild for more than 20 years. Visit Mei Xiang and Tian Tian, two pandas who live in a state-of-the-art outdoor exhibit designed to mimic the terrain of their native China. Boutique shopping along 18th Street will put you in the retail groove. Browse for dresses at Violet Boutique, or get lost in one of the many nooks at Idle Time Books. Later at night, catch some riffs while swaying to salsa beats at Bossa Bistro & Lounge before a nightcap and all that jazz at the aptly named Bourbon. You'll return to the inn for a restful night, knowing you've struck the right chord in this quick-tempoed city.

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After being stuffed into suffocating sneakers and subjected to rush-hour trampling on the El, we can understand why your toes are in a jam. Kick up your feet at Kentner Podiatry and pay $149 for one session of laser toenail fungus removal for both feet (regularly $300). Located in the Northeast and Roxborough, Dr. Bryan Kentner and his staff are on their toes and equipped to help you rid yours of the troubling condition. The cutting-edge, FDA-approved treatment zaps organisms that create fungal growth after a 30-minute session. Step up your sandal game and start the open-toe season off on the right, healthy foot.

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Historical Civil War-Era Hotel on Georgetown's Circle

In 1836, a large brick structure was built in Georgetown, Delaware, on the town's circle, and it was soon converted into The Union Hotel. When the Civil War broke out, Union supporters co-opted the hotel as their unofficial clubhouse and would gather there before taking to the street to brawl with Confederate sympathizers. In the years since, the building also served as a county courthouse, a post office, and a bank before it was fully restored and reopened in 2008 as Brick Hotel On The Circle.

Each of the 14 guest rooms at Brick Hotel is furnished individually with antiques, such as period bedsteads and old-fashioned clocks. The Lazy Daisy features daisy stained-glass wall art, and the Mayor's Manor-a tongue-in-cheek nod to the innkeeper's short stint as Georgetown's mayor-incorporates a pineapple motif as a symbol of hospitality and a celebration of prickly fruit. In the original section of the hotel, a few of the rooms, including the Baker, offer views of the circle and a small fireplace.

After settling in, head downstairs to Brick Hotel's in-house tavern and restaurant, where you can enjoy a cold ale served with seared scallops or Maryland crab cakes.

Georgetown, Delaware: Charming Colonial-Era Town

Located in southern Delaware, across the Delaware Bay from New Jersey, Georgetown was laid out in a mile-diameter circle in 1791, starting with the town square. Historical buildings abound-opposite the Brick Hotel On The Circle is the stately white tower of the Sussex County Courthouse, and there are several more notable buildings within a short walk from the hotel. Downtown Georgetown is lined with shops and churches, including the 1794 St. Paul's Episcopal Church.

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Oceanside Resort Offering Recreation and Relaxation for Families

With elegant movements and precise timing, a trapeze performer dives from a platform, releases her grip on the bar, and twirls midair. Just as she begins to descend, the performer's hand finds the bar again, prompting applause inside the Viva Wyndham Fortuna Beach's amphitheater. Weekly trapeze acts such as this one-as well as daily trapeze lessons for guests-provide nightly entertainment that complement the all-inclusive resort's white sand beaches, outdoor pool, and tropical drinks.

Most nonmotorized watersports are among resort's all-inclusive offerings, meaning families can captain small sailboats, steer windsurfing boards, or don snorkeling gear and head out to the ocean to network with local starfish. Away from the waves, families will find tennis, basketball, and beach volleyball courts as well as island music serving as the soundtrack to Bahamian dance lessons. Three onsite restaurants collectively offer both buffet and à la carte dining, from fine Italian fare to pan-Asian specialties. Poolside and beachfront bars serve cocktails, wine, and fresh fruit beneath thatched, palapa-style umbrellas.

Like the outdoor pool, each ocean-view room overlooks the Atlantic. Private balconies or terraces come furnished with wicker lounges, where families can comfortably enjoy views of the turquoise tides. Lemon, lime, and tangerine tones colorize the walls and linens within each retreat, giving interiors a fresh, citrusy vibe.

Freeport, Grand Bahama: Tropical Oasis Rich in Wildlife

Freeport is located on the southern coast of Grand Bahama island, home to three national parks and several beaches. Perched on a peninsula just outside Freeport, the Port Lucaya Marketplace hosts 80 stores selling Bahamian sundries and services. On the marketplace's west end, artisans craft jewelry, furniture, and souvenirs from dried palm fronds and wood.

Just a few minutes from the resort lies the tropical greenery at the Garden of the Groves, where you can visit its chapel, roam the hibiscus garden, and watch birds, turtles, and fish. Farther east, orchids and ming trees line trails and boardwalks in Lucayan National Park, a 40-acre tract that's also home to one of the world's most extensive underwater cave systems.

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To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often spent all day outside building snowforts in order to catch deadly consumption. Give your complexion a painless glow with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 65-minute dehydrated and sensitive skin facial or acne skin treatment (an $80 value) $59 for one of the above facials with a 30-minute aromatherapy massage (a $138 value)

During the facial for dehydrated and sensitive skin, a technician maps and deeply cleanses the face, using steam and exfoliating the surface before applying a moisturizing mask and massaging the head, neck, and shoulders. Staff members diminish blemishes with G.M. Collin's Acne Complex, tea-tree oil, an enzyme peel, and a calming sulfur mask. During the fragrant aromatherapy massage, a therapist soothes the senses with the essential oils of English plants and flowers harvested from the Queen's hat collection.

New Glamour Day Spa

The technicians at New Glamour Day Spa strive to create an ambiance that is conducive to total relaxation. They focus on banishing stress via guests' senses of smell and touch; they enhance soothing Swedish, deep-tissue, and shiatsu massages with fragrant essential oils, and they aromatize facials with botanical extracts such as lemon and rosemary. The Thai herbal massage combines the best of both sensory worlds, incorporating long, sweeping ankle-to-hip and hand-to-shoulder strokes with a heated sachet of detoxifying herbs that can double as a sweetly scented doorstop.

The team uses the G.M. Collin skincare line, combating specific issues with nature-based ingredients such as jojoba oil and orange-blossom water. They also offer exfoliating body treatments, permanent makeup, and eyelash extensions.

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Without dedicated bonding time, family members grow resentful of one another's bad habits, such as cheating at Monopoly and warming socks in the toaster. Preserve familial unity with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$15 for a Super Deluxe package admission for two, valid on Fridays after 4 p.m. and all day Saturdays and Sundays (a $31.90 value) $25 for the above admission package for four (a $63.80 value)

Unlimited access to rides such as the carousel and bumper cars Unlimited play in Playscape and the four-story Kiddy City with slides, ladders, and rope climbs 25 tokens for the video game arcade packed with racing, fighting, and sports games

FunTime America

Twenty-eight armed soldiers swarm between two stories, ducking and weaving to avoid the sharp eyes of their opponents. Or so the story often unfolds during laser-tag sessions in FunTime America's state-of-the-art laser-tag arena. Though it may be the most adrenaline-pumping portion of the family-friendly play place, it's but an introduction to the variety of attractions that unfolds before visitors. It's hard to ignore the four-story Kiddy City structure, where kids scoot down slides, climb ropes, and play without fear due to its ubiquitous safety padding. As little ones give chase around the structure, bigger kids helm bumper cars, take a journey in the El Paso train ride, or race to scale the 20-foot climbing wall, whose foothold arrangements offer four difficulty levels from easy to easy for people with wings. Once playtime comes to a simmer, the video-game arcade really shines with its air-hockey tables and sit-down games that take imaginations on the road to their pixilated lands. The adjacent casino-theme Winners Cafe, whose walls brim with massive playing cards and decorative roulette wheels, feeds spent small-time heroes with pizza, pretzels, and other fare to boost energy before another go around the center beckons.

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Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $95 for a three-hour sailing cruise for up to three people (a $195 value) $195 for a four-hour sailing cruise for up to six people (a $450 value)

Parties may bring food along on BYOB sails. The boat holds up to six passengers-buyers may add additional guests to the three-hour option for $65 per person. Sailing days and times vary based on weather, and are typically scheduled for the afternoon or evening.

Jersey Coastal Adventure

Boasting licenses from the United States Coast Guard and the United States Merchant Marines, Captain David J. Basile takes parties on sailing charters into protected Barnegat Bay and its inter-coastal waterways. Launching his boat, The North Star, from Wilbert's Marina in Forked River, the captain tailors experiences that range from sunset cruises to bachelor or bachelorette parties. Captain David also maintains web pages that advise passengers of what to bring and anticipates FAQs, such as what to do if large whale asks for a kiss.

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Early humans developed the ability to sprint in order to chase down sprightly prey and invented long-distance running to escape from slowly approaching glaciers. Follow in their fossilized footsteps with this Groupon.

$45 for One Entry to the Super Spartan Race (Up to $145 Value)

On September 8 and 9, 2012, participants in event T-shirts gather at the Mountain Creek Waterpark in Vernon before taking off in the approximately 8-mile Super Spartan.

Spartan Race

Seven extreme athletes and one Royal Marine banded together to design Spartan Race's intense miles-long course strewn with more than 15 obstacles to test resilience, stamina, and strength. Clad in event T-shirts, runners collect smudges and stains as they clamber across mud pits, slide unscathed under barbed wire, and juke feral linebackers. Upon crossing the finish line, victors are awarded a participation medal and of-age competitors sate thirsts with cold beer. The top three male and female runners each qualify for free entry to the next race-level up. Combatants compare fresh battle wounds-or scars from filing folders-as a live band plays catchy tunes and the aromas of warm, savory food (available for purchase) tempt grumbling bellies.

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Prior to tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less painful sheen with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options $21 for five full-body spray tans (a $150 value) $25 for 10 full-body spray tans (a $300 value) $79 for three months of unlimited UV tanning (a $297 value)

Spray tanning treatments last approximately 15 minutes while UV tanning sessions last approximately 20 minutes.

The Spa at Centrex

Aestheticians transform clients with facial treatments, waxing services, and luscious eyelash extensions, painstakingly applying clients' lavish new fringe lash by lash, discarding any falsie that doesn't meet their rigorous standards for flirtation fluttering. Aestheticians also funnel their expertise into acne and anti-aging facial treatments, chemical peels, waxing, and microdermabrasion.

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It's hard to think of a place that boasts the Jersey Turnpike as anything like the Wild West, but there are places in this here landscape that can make your little cowpokes feel like they've stepped back in time. With today's deal from Labrador Hill Farm in Waterford, you'll give your youngster age 3 or older a full-blown equine ranch experience: Pay $35 (regularly $70) for a one-hour riding lesson including an introduction to the art of natural horsemanship. Enroll your future wrangler in lessons at Labrador Hill Farm for a taste of cowboy culture that'll ingrain important values of being kind and sensitive to animals, as well as instilling a sense of responsibility from handling such large and magnificent creatures. They'll work hands on with horses, learning to "speak their language" by understanding their signals, so they can establish a deeper relationship with their peaceful, neighing neighbors. Lasso in this deal, and your son or daughter will giddy up in delight when he or she leaps into the saddle. Want more? Check out Labrador Hill Farm on Facebook.

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Contrary to popular belief, water parks are not where you take your birdbath for a walk. Set the record straight with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$89 for an all-day park package for four (up to a $300 value) valid for entry during Memorial Day weekend

Four park admissions (up to a $34 value each) Dining package that includes breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fountain drinks for each group member (a $33.50 value each) Parking reimbursement (up to a $10 value with receipt) Game of miniature golf for four (a $20 value)

$16 for one all-day admission (up to a $34 value)

$62 for a family pack of four all-day admission tickets (up to a $136 value)

Splash Zone offers reduced rates based on guest height, and rates fluctuate throughout the day.

Splash Zone

Arms folded across her chest, the young girl rides a spouting cascade of water through the pitch-black tube, squealing with each twist and turn afforded by the snaking confines. Just as it seems as though the darkness will never lift, sunlight pours onto her face as she is spit out into a crystal-blue pool below. This high-adrenaline ride is the reward for being brave enough to tackle the Midnight Run, one of Splash Zone's numerous waterslides.

Nestled in the heart of Wildwood, the aquatic adventureland evokes whoops and squeals from visitors of all ages with more than 16 splash-laden rides and activities. The gentle ebb of Rivy's River carries inner-tubing guests along at a relaxed pace, and the interactive water playground in Giggle Bay ensures that the young adventurers remain hydrated thanks to a constantly tipping bucket filled with 1,000 gallons of water. As aquanauts explore the waters, Splash Zone's crew of certified lifeguards and sunglass-clad Saint Bernards remain on hand to ensure safety, and an onsite first-aid station offers remedies for a variety of ailments. Along with watery pastimes, Splash Zone offers sunbathing areas to facilitate leisurely tanning, and the Zone Grill where chefs forge fire-licked eats for hungry guests.

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Playtime gives children a welcome respite from the daily grind of selling life insurance to their action figures. Help your little nine-to-fivers let their hair down with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $129 for a 15' x 15' moonbounce rental (a $425 value) $149 for a 20' x 20' moonbounce rental (a $499 value)

Inflatable moonbounces made to resemble castles, rocket launch pads, and tiger bellies enliven parties during low-gravity leaping sessions. Hosts pick up their moonbounces and set them up at home. Moonbounces require power from a 120v dedicated line, and delivery is available for an extra fee.

New Jersey Partyworks

Twenty-two years ago, Mark and Lynn Zientek started New Jersey Partyworks as a small, family-run operation whose costumed characters and clowns entertained at parties, barbecues, and gatherings. Today, the business outfits small soirees as well as big-time special events with rental amusement rides, moonbounces, tents, slides, and interactive games and obstacle courses. The company's troupe of live entertainers now includes DJs, stilt walkers, magicians, and caricaturists who help ring in special occasions for crowds of laughing kids and grownups alike.

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Before man learned to ride horses, Western films ended with cowboys jogging into the sunset. Saddle up with this Groupon.

Choose from Five Options $29 for a 30-minute horse-cart-driving lesson for one person (a $60 value) $35 for a 60-minute horseback-riding lesson or trail ride for one person (a $75 value) $59 for two 60-minute horseback-riding lessons or trail rides for one person (a $150 value) $59 for a 60-minute horseback-riding lesson or trail ride for two people (a $150 value) $85 for two 60-minute horseback-riding lessons or trail rides for two people (a $300 value) Equestrian Enterprize

Students who want to ride one of Equestrian Enterprize's trusty steeds don't have to wait until their first lesson to meet the animals. The staff is so fond of its four-legged instructors that each one gets its own page on the website. Guests can meet Isiah, the Percheron gelding whose long white eyelashes will steal your heart, or RJ Rabbit, the 10-year-old quarter pony who fancies himself the barn clown. These introductions are engaging, but riders won't really know the team until they visit the picturesque facility, where an indoor arena and four outdoor riding rings sit flanked by lush trees and rugged trails. In this setting, teachers call on their competition experience to instill students with the skills to handle horses in the english, western, dressage, or driving disciplines. For seasoned riders or unkempt centaurs, the equestrian specialists also offer boarding services with custom feeding programs, ample turnout, and regular stall cleaning.

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At the age at which most children learn to speak, Mozart had already composed four symphonies, restored 11 classic cars, and built a robot to play against in squash. Catch up to Mozart's accomplishments with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $49 for four consecutive, private 30-minute music lessons (a $110 value) $69 for six consecutive, private 30-minute music lessons (a $165 value)

Weekly lessons can be scheduled Monday-Friday between 3 p.m.-8:30 p.m., Saturday between 10 a.m.-6 p.m., and Sunday between 12 p.m-5 p.m.

Worldwide Piano

Enrico Aquino III began tinkling the ivories at the age of three, eventually playing his way to the hallowed performance spaces at Carnegie Hall and Lincoln Center. The talented pianist was born into a musical family: his father opened a music school and piano store in New Jersey, and Aquino has kept the family tradition alive by embracing his father's belief in friendly, encouraging instruction. The retailer pairs players with new and pre-owned pianos made by brands such as Seiler, J. Strauss & Son, and Baldwin Pianos or digital pianos from makers such as Viscount and Korg. The music academy, meanwhile, has guided fingers of all ages in waltzing across keys for more than 60 years. The academy's skilled instructors delve into classical, jazz, and popular music during private lessons for pupils who have never read music to those who swallowed a metronome as a child and have been reaping the benefits ever since.

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Summer camps are the best way to give kids a taste of freedom without having them lick the Liberty Bell. Ring in summertime with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $29 for a one-week, half-day sports or karate summer camp (a $100 value) $55 for a one-week, full-day sports and karate camp (a $200 value)

Every day, certified sports and martial-arts instructors lead campers in either one or two three-hour sessions. Sports camp focuses on eight sports, including ultimate frisbee, football, basketball, and lacrosse. Karate camp explores the technique of Shua Fun Do.

Shua Life Skills

Featured on News 12 New Jersey for his expertise on bullying, founder Ron Shuali boosts children's self-confidence and mutual respect with school presentations and high-energy summer camps. Channeling his background in martial arts, Ron instills discipline and integrity in his students, encouraging them to break the cycle of bullying by understanding its roots, motivations, and quadruple roundhouse kicks. Ron approaches life lessons directly in his presentations, but sidles up to them obliquely during his summer camps. The camps cover Shua Fun Do-Ron's kids' karate program-as well as a variety of camaraderie-building sports.

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Fat often refuses to let go of one's hips, like an undersized life preserver or the party guest in charge of enforcing the mandatory conga line. Escape its grip with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $99 for one laser-assisted body-contouring treatment (a $300 value) $249 for three laser-assisted body-contouring treatments (an $800 value)

Yolo-certified clinics employ a noninvasive Yolo Curve laser to target and contour problem areas, such as the abdomen, arms, or thighs. The laser penetrates down to the fat cells, where it disrupts their membranes, causing them to release their contents into the body. Most clients report a slight warming sensation during the 30-minute treatment. The appointment also includes a goal-setting consultation, before and after pictures and measurements, and a 10-minute posttreatment exercise session on a whole-body vibration platform to help flush the release of fat cell contents from the body.

Yolo Medical Inc.

Yolo Medical Inc. develops and manufactures noninvasive aesthetic medical equipment for use by certified spas and clinics. The company's namesake Yolo Curve laser combines both visible and infrared laser light to stimulate inch loss, reduce joint pain, and service troll dolls' belly diamonds. A gallery of before and after photos displays the body-cropping effects of this technology.

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Whether you're new to sushi or it's dressed your dish since your high-chair days, the clean, soft taste of fish gently nestled within rice is always refreshing. With today's deal from Megu Modern Japanese Cuisine, pay $15 for $30 to spend on food and drinks at this Moorestown mainstay, where you can enjoy old favorites and explore novel tastes. The restaurant's sleek white tables and booths along a decorative glass wall complement artfully arranged plates. Start with warm miso soup and lightly salted edamame before sampling special rolls, like the Splendid (spicy tuna, shrimp tempura, and avocado wrapped in white seaweed) or the Black Dragon (shrimp tempura and lobster salad inside, topped with eel). If you'd like something heavier, choose between teriyaki and tempura classics as well as exciting fusion options, such as mango jumbo shrimp. With chef Steven Megu Lin's artistic touch behind every roll, you'll want to slow down throughout your meal to savor each delicious bite.

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Contrary to popular belief, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a lawsuit. Enjoy Italian cuisine without fear of physical reprisal with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $39 for a three-course prix fixe dinner for two on Saturday night (a $101 value) $39 for a three-course prix fixe dinner for two on Sunday-Friday night (a $101 value)

Each dinner includes the following, each of the diner's choosing:

One salad (up to an $11 value) One entree (up to a $29 value) One dessert (up to a $10.50 value)

Click here to see the prix fixe menu.

Though Panico's sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Panico's

Inside an expansive dining room, servers float between elegant table settings carrying Italian dishes that have earned various accolades since Panico's inception in 1987. Below the diffused light of wall sconces, conversations buzz along the expansive leather banquette as vodka-sauce penne, pan-seared lamb, and seafood-stuffed ravioli make their way from the kitchen. Diligent servers painstakingly debone the grilled whole fish of the day tableside before pouring bottles of red and white vino from the extensive wine list. To conclude meals or inadvertently incite stooge-level food fights, they serve a lineup of desserts that includes Italian sorbettis, amaretto cheesecakes, chocolate-chip cannolis, and apple and pear cobblers.

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You can comb through the grass looking for four-leaf clovers, pick up every fallen penny you see on the street, and spend your afternoons chasing rainbows. But you don't need a stroke of good fortune (or a jackpot) to score this week's Escape: a one-night getaway ($119 Sundays through Thursdays; $179 Fridays) to the Mount Airy Casino Resort, a AAA Four Diamond property in Pennsylvania's storied Pocono Mountains. Get lucky in a deluxe room, decorated with serene neutral tones, pillow-top king-size beds (or two queen-size beds), oversized flat-screen TVs, and granite bathrooms. But the biggest perk of all sits just outside your window: the lush golf course. The plush, relaxing room might persuade you to hole up à deux, but you won't want to miss the adult playground that lies below. Get started at more than 2,000 machines of the classic (Blazin 7's, Tower of Power, and Jackpot Party) or trendy (Red Hot Fusion and Vegas Hits) variety. Hedge your bets at the dollar machines or play high roller at the $100 slots, then go all in for a game of Mississippi Stud or Texas Hold 'Em, and wander around the roulette, blackjack, and craps tables. When hunger strikes, use your $20 dining credit to one of the resort's five restaurants. Indulge in a classic surf 'n' turf dinner at red Steakhouse, go for old-school Italian in the form of clams oreganato and tagliatelle osso bucco at Le Sorelle Cucina, or order burgers, reubens, heaping breakfast plates, and classic banana splits from Betty's Diner. Then work it off by dancing up a storm at Gypsies Lounge & Nightclub on Fridays, or have a more sophisticated nightcap by the piano at red's Bar. Craving more? Combine vouchers to stay for up to six nights. Don't leave your next mini-vacay up to chance-this Escape is an instant winner.

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Your kids spent all winter knocking out their best dance moves in front of their video game console. This summer, give their love of rhythm an infusion of culture with today's deal from Living Arts Dance Studios: Pay $95 for one week of full-day performing arts summer camp (regularly $195). At this Northern Liberties studio, children between the ages of 4 and 16 are exposed to a variety of dance types -- including tap, ballet, hip-hop, and jazz. Education professionals teach other forms of creative movement as well, like martial arts, break dancing, yoga, tumbling, and improvisation. Full-day sessions run from 9 a.m to 3 p.m. Extended-day sessions, with before- and after-care run from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m., and are available at additional cost. By fall, your kids will be well-connected to their artsy side.

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In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon.

$999 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments ($2,000 Value)

During the 40-minute treatment, Dr. Tannenbaum directs the Zerona laser over targeted areas, typically a combination of the waist, hips, and thighs. The procedure utilizes an erchonia cold laser, which liquifies subcutaneous fat as it's released from cells. Adipose cells then shrink, excreting excess mass into intracellular space before the body's lymphatic system ushers the fat into outer space.

Monroe Cardiology LLC

Dr. Alan Tannenbaum spent 23 years of his career as a cardiology professor at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey's Robert Wood Johnson Medical School. His extensive teaching experience prepared him to open his own private practice and put his skills to practical use. To aid him as he treats heart patients and administers elective procedures, he has hired a small staff, whom he selectively chose by single-elimination Twister games.

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Aside from skincare, the only way to look young is to cut the eyes out of your grade-school photo and wear it as a mask. Get a glossy finish with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options $15 for three eyebrow-threading sessions (up to a $30 value) $40 for one 60-minute Signature facial (an $80 value) $55 for one 70-minute Signature facial with a 10-minute rejuvenating eye-contouring treatment (a $120 value)

Steam clears pores on exfoliated skin before a mask application and antioxidant vitamin E protection. Optional eye treatment reduces puffiness with cucumber and rosewater, and eyebrow threading grips stray hairs with thin string, removing the whole hair and root.

Ayom Day Spa and Salon

Owner Anjana Malesha drew on her Indian heritage to name Ayom Day Spa and Salon, combining the first two letters of the country's ancient medical system, Ayurveda, with om, the symbol of peace.

To reflect these values at the full-service, unisex salon, Malesha and her team imbue beauty services with organic ingredients and fresh fruit, and massages deploy Ayurvedic techniques, such as the Shirodhara treatment, which rhythmically applies warm herbal oil to the forehead and scalp for increased brain circulation. Facial-hair threading, another Indian art, shapes brows to ensure overextended threads don't latch onto sunglasses. Aromatherapy wafts throughout the pumpkin-colored chambers, where candlelight flickers over bamboo screens and copper pedicure bowls to illuminate a stone Buddha.

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Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a mouth in your bellybutton. Speak from the feet with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $29 for any 10 drop-in dance classes, including Pilates, Barre Sculpt , and Zumba (a $150 value) $45 for any 20 drop-in dance classes, including Pilates, Barre Sculpt, and Zumba (a $300 value)

Students combine jazz steps with street-dancing styles in jazz-funk hip-hop. They move their bodies in free-form contemporary styles in modern dance. And they sweat through ballet poses, yoga, and core-toning exercises in Pilates classes. Students can combine any number of classes for their allotted sessions, which they can begin taking on Friday, June 1.

Yvette Dance Studio

Debbie Coury was a child when she began dancing at Yvette Dance Studio. The passion cultivated in that community-focused studio catapulted her career, as she went on to dance on Broadway and in Atlantic City. Though she had a taste for the glamour of a big production, she was thrilled to return back to Yvette studio, which began as a focused training program in 1954, as head instructor. She has recruited professional dancers and certified-fitness instructors, along with guest Broadway dancers and choreographers to train children aged 3 to 9 and adults alike in dance fundamentals. Whether classical and barre ballet, tap, or jazz-funk hip-hop, they frequently incorporate character and lyrical work to familiarize students with all the elements of performing onstage and stomping out Morse-code commands to the band conductor.

In lieu of recitals, instructors dance alongside their youngest students in dance demonstrations, where students show their parents what they've learned without the pressure of performance or lights and makeup. Older children work out new techniques in front of judges for regular testing and receive specific feedback to foster a sense of accomplishment. With instruction spanning nearly 60 years, many former dancers now bring their own children to studio classes held in the original private home, a building that now hosts three private studios. Additionally, many former dancers have employed their movement skills to join companies such as the Rockettes, Alvin Ailey, and Geoffrey Ballet.

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Bowling is better with friends, as you have someone there to talk to between turns and to watch your back when pins decide they've had enough. Bring some backup with today's Groupon to AMF Bowling Centers, valid at the Aberdeen location. Choose between the following options:

For $15, you get two hours of bowling and shoe rental for two people (a $42.06 average national value based on two people bowling four games each in two hours). For $25, you get two hours of bowling and shoe rental for four people (a $67.32 average national value based on four people bowling three games each in two hours).

Gleaming lanes, modern equipment, and tempting refreshments satisfy every stripe of striker at AMF Bowling Centers. Patrons spend two revolutions of the minute hand gracefully lobbing three-holed marbles at stoic ivory formations as automatic scoring systems and pin-spotters free fingers for celebratory handstands. Pairs of bowlers young and old compete to pick up strike- and spare-hitchhikers with an appropriately weighted ball from the center's stable of spheres. Before beginning the pin bombardment, players don the included rental shoes, ensuring their homemade bowling cleats don't scratch polished surfaces.

Players can curb game-induced cravings with a selection from the wings, pizza, and burgers available at the on-site grill (not included with this Groupon). Most AMF locations stay open late into the night for tenpin diehards to practice and sleep-bowlers to actually bowl instead of rooting through refrigerators to throw cantaloupes at milk cartons; check your preferred location for specific hours.

Values for this deal are based upon averages of participating national locations and may vary. Call your local center for pricing.

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If you don't think we get tornados here in the Garden State, just wait until you see the whirlwind of activity today's deal has in store: Pay $125 to enroll you child in one week of gymnastics day camp at Twisters Gymnastics in Lakewood (a $270 value). Held over five consecutive days from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., this state-licensed camp makes keeping kids busy a breeze. Campers ages 2 to 14 will be swept away by all the action in this 18,000-square-foot facility -- in addition to daily gymnastic instruction, kids will also enjoy tennis, basketball, soccer, volleyball, arts and crafts, and even swimming sessions in the Olympic-sized pool. With theme days to keep things interesting, and trained instructors supervising each age group, you'll be blown away with all this camp has to offer. Want more? Check out Twisters Gymnastics on Facebook.

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Your walls are still covered in paper snowflakes, yet we're well into May, and the kids are craving more complicated crafts. Sadly, all the sewing skills you've got to pass along could probably fit in a thimble. Rather than hemming and hawing over what to do, stitch up today's deal from The Handwork Studio at the Friends Select School in Philadelphia: Pay $234 (regularly $469) for a one-week session of machine sewing and fashion camp for ages 10 to 16. Offered for weeks beginning on July 30, August 6, and August 13, this camp will allow your budding fashionista the chance to pick patterns, select fabrics, and embellish his or her creations under the guidance of patient experts. With more than 25 patterns and bolts upon bolts of fabric, your designer will have a blast choosing which fashions, accessories, stuffed animals and quilts to make. What really ties it together? Your kids won't have to needle you about being bored once school's out. Want more? Check out The Handwork Studio on Facebook.

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You've got a house full of creative types and without the weight of homework and after-school activities this summer, their imaginations can go full blast. Channel that zeal with today's deal from Abington Kids Creative Arts Studio: Pay $75 for one week of summer arts camp and registration (regularly $150); or, pay $150 for one week of extended care (regularly $300). Camps run weekly from June 25 to August 27, from noon to 2 p.m. each day. Three days a week are tailored to a theme and designed to keep your children, ages 4 to 14, creatively active and engaged while learning different aspects of the arts. Tuesday and Thursday add variety with a focus on pottery and free-form arts. Extended care runs from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. and incorporates a variety of the studio's popular creative lessons, so your artsy brood will be sure to find their perfect creative outlet at this Abington spot. Want more? Check out Abington Kids Creative Arts Studio on Facebook.

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