The ocean has long been a stage for humanity's grandest achievements, from Magellan's circumnavigation of the globe to Columbus's discovery that lobsters look like tiny monsters. Set sail for seafood with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $7 for $15 worth of seafood for lunch $10 for $20 worth of seafood for dinner

Following starters such as the Maryland crabcake in lemon butter sauce ($5.99), entrees bring forth grouper filets prepared in tangy Greek or feta-topped Athenian styles ($12.99 for lunch, $15.99 for dinner), breaded popcorn shrimp ($9.99 for lunch, $10.99 for dinner), and New Orleans style snapper with andouille sausage and Cajun cream sauce ($11.99 for lunch, $14.99 for dinner). See the full menu here.

Fish Market Restaurant

To ensure each of Fish Market Restaurant's seafood dishes are as fresh as possible, the two families at the restaurant's helm took over Empire Seafood, one of Birmingham's largest and oldest fisheries. Their full control of the fishery ensures ocean-fresh seafood in everything from the eatery's classic fish and chips to the heartier charbroiled swordfish steak. The chefs often infuse their creations with Greek and Cajun flair by sauteing shrimp with feta cheese and sliced olives or topping snapper with etouffee and crawfish. Thanks to a constant influx of culinary inspiration, the menu expands regularly, adding to the custom selections available for off-site catering services that can nourish gatherings from small dinner parties to massive cloning experiments gone wrong.

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Most days, the typical foods that you gravitate toward are an extra-large order of fries and a triple cheeseburger. Fortunately for you, we've got healthier options with today's deal from Organic Harvest: Pay $10 for $20 to spend on organic groceries or food and drink at the market or cafe. This family-owned venue in Hoover offers hundreds of ever-changing organic items. Choose from fresh fruits and veggies, cheeses, and cuts of beef, pork, and lamb -- and know that you're fueling your body with wholesome energy. Stop by the cafe and pick up a turkey and Jack panini paired with a steaming bowl of Lemon Sparkle soup. With locals showing Organic Harvest plenty of love, it will be easy to skip the drive-thru the next time your tummy rumbles.

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Your Memorial Day spread usually consists of burnt hot dogs and your Aunt Shirley's way-too-spicy baked beans. This year, sweeten up the festivities with today's deal from Vizzini Farms Winery: Pay $16 for a tour of the farm for two, two souvenir glasses, and $20 worth of lunch and non-alcoholic drinks (regularly $32). Or, pay $32 for a tour and souvenir glasses for four, plus $40 toward food and non-alcoholic drinks (regularly $64). Uncorked in 2005 by a second-generation Italian winemaker, this 5.5-acre farm in Calera has an onsite bistro that was recently featured in Shelbyco magazine and serves up Italian-style sandwiches, salads, baked goods, and more from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. With this offer valid Monday to Saturday through mid-November, you can pack your camera (and your aunt) for a trip that won't leave you feeling sour grapes.

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Spacious Town Homes with Shuttle Access to Walt Disney World

Orlando is the undisputed theme-park capital of the world-home to Walt Disney World, Universal Studios, SeaWorld, and a slew of smaller family-friendly attractions. While vacationing in this sun-drenched playground, you don't have to miss the comforts of home with a stay at one of Florida Deluxe Villas' townhouses, all located within 4- or 5-star facilities. Tropically decorated three-bedroom units are outfitted with eat-in kitchens, Internet access, washers and dryers, and cozy living rooms. Clubhouses situated nearby feature fitness centers, jacuzzis, pools, and saunas.

Florida Deluxe Villas also serves as an entertainment curator, with a concierge-manned welcome center open 24 hours a day. As a Disney-authorized independent retailer, the concierge can sell tickets to the theme parks as well as discounted admission to other area attractions and dinner shows. A shuttle service ($15-$50 for five people, depending on destination) ferries groups to their desired location, with possible stops including Disney World's four theme parks and two water parks.

Kissimmee, Florida: Easy Access to Walt Disney World and Major Orlando Attractions

The town homes are scattered throughout Kissimmee, the city directly adjacent to Walt Disney World. At Disney's Hollywood Studios, visitors experience moviemaking magic on The Great Movie Ride and during shows such as Muppet Vision 3-D. On the Studio Backlot Tour, passengers embark on a 35-minute guided tour through a prop warehouse and experience a simulated disaster in Catastrophe Canyon. Nearby, Disney's Blizzard Beach water park resembles a frosty ski resort, with chair lifts that whisk you to the top of a freefalling water slide known as Summit Plummet. Kids slide down faux ice luges at Tike's Peak or race competitive snowmen with a face-first ride down the Toboggan Racers slide.

Outside of Disney World, the greater Orlando area is stuffed with other theme parks, including Universal Studios Florida, Universal's Islands of Adventure, and SeaWorld. For a break from the crowds, take a drive up to the town of Winter Park for its Saturday farmers' market, designer boutiques, and scenic boat tours along Lake Osceola.

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Clifftop Resort near Caribbean Sea

Only a few miles separate the jagged cliffs on the west end of Negril, Jamaica, from the pristine white-sand beaches in the north. Samsara Cliff Resort & Legends Beach Resort allow visitors a chance to experience both sides. Although the sister resorts are only five minutes apart, Samsara's clifftop location on the west end commands panoramic views of the Caribbean Sea and tropical gardens. Legends, meanwhile, lies close to Negril's lively entertainment district and occupies a prime spot on Seven Mile Beach, which was recently lauded by Frommer's as one of the best beaches in the Caribbean.

Situated amid tropical gardens, Samsara's standard oceanfront rooms are set either directly on the oceanfront or across the street from the sea. For a breath of fresh air, you can step out onto the balcony or patio and take in a garden or sea view. The resort's proximity to the Negril Cliffs, a famed aquatic hotspot, makes Samsara ideal for swimming, snorkeling, and scuba diving.

Its sister property, Legends, bustles with shops, theaters, and restaurants. At both resorts, all-inclusive plans give diners access to a homemade buffet for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Domestic alcoholic and nonalcoholic drinks are also included between 10 a.m. and 10 p.m.-providing refreshment after dips in one of the resorts' freshwater pools or a strenuous round of Mad Libs in the jacuzzi at Samsara. Several times throughout the day, shuttles ferry visitors between the two resorts, which extend reciprocal all-inclusive rights to each other's guests.

Negril, Jamaica: Laid-Back Beach Town Hugging White Sand and Turquoise Water

The western side of Jamaica is rich in natural beauty, from powdery beaches to inland tropical foliage. Travelers looking to do more than dip their toes in the sea can dive in with a snorkeling or scuba excursion-Samsara has a PADI scuba center onsite-or glide across the waves in search of marlin, wahoo, and other gilled game on a sportfishing outing.

Inland, the waterfalls and lush greenery of the island's tropical habitats await eco-tourists. At the Royal Palm Reserve, three types of swamp forest spread out over 300 acres, and a wooden boardwalk gives wayfarers a chance to glimpse a diverse array of avian species along with more than 100 different types of plants.

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Mechanics souped up the earliest horseless carriages by filling them with premium oats and lovingly grooming their spoilers. Spur your steed toward the horizon with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $29 for an oil change, tire rotation, and car-wash token (a $69 value) $49 for an oil change, tire rotation, car-wash-token, and nitrogen tire treatment (a $108.95 value)

Mechanics replace used motor oil with up to 5 quarts of conventional oil (a $39 value) before rotating tires to facilitate even tread wear and a smoother ride (a $25 value). One token grants drivers a single spin through the dealership's automated, exterior car wash (a $5 value).

During nitrogen tire treatments, mechanics replace the air inside tires with nitrogen to help promote accurate and consistent tire pressure. Impurities inside the tire, such as moisture from air, contract and expand as temperatures fluctuate throughout the season. These contractions cause a loss of air pressure in the tire and activate tire-pressure sensors. Containing virtually no impurities, the nitrogen inserted by technicians results in lower occurrences of tire-pressure loss.

Serra Toyota

Serra Toyota's staff has spent the last two decades selling and servicing roadsters of all makes and models. Away from the showroom of new and used rides, six factory-trained technicians stand ready to expedite all repairs and services, from a simple oil change and wiper-blade replacement to a full transmission overhaul. Customers enjoy a 12-month warranty on all parts and labor, along with creature comforts such as complimentary breakfast and lunch and a waiting lounge with two flat-screen TVs. Perks such as Free Manicure Mondays and complimentary pickup and drop-off services accommodate drivers who wish to wait onsite or at home as technicians perform a simple brake check, or use their full inventory of rotors, calipers, and pads to build a bumper-clinging robot that slices down approaching Yield signs.

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Without modern electronics, mankind would have limited access to Bach's symphonies, Hitchcock's films, and Bob Saget's dog and baby voiceovers. Keep your entertaining appliances in working order with today's Groupon to Phone Restore, valid at locations in Huntsville, Homewood, and Tuscaloosa. Choose from the following options:

For $12, you get $24 worth of accessories and repairs. For $25, you get $50 worth of accessories and repairs. For $35, you get a screen repair for an iPhone 3G or 3GS (a $70 value). For $65, you get a screen repair for an iPhone 4 (a $130 value). For $80, you get a screen repair for an iPhone 4S (a $160 value). For $110, you get a screen repair for an iPad (a $220 value).

Phone Restore's skilled staff revives damaged devices, often performing repairs in less than 20 minutes. The talented techs fix shattered iPhone and iPad screens-as well as HTC, Blackberry, Samsung, and Motorola devices ($71.99-$189.99)-to prevent escaped pixels from taking root on users' hands. Smartphone-smiths can counteract water damage ($49.99-$199.99), repair damaged LCDs ($74.99-$189.99), and fix faulty software ($29.99). Phone Restore also equips electronics owners with accessories such as Apple wall and car chargers ($24.99) to keep iDevices powered up and stylish Otterbox cases ($15-$50 for cell phones, $65-$85 for iPads) to protect gear against future tumbles, scratches, and meteor strikes.

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Bayside B & B with Jacuzzi at End of Private Dock

Along Florida's panhandle is a shoreline that is often called the Forgotten Coast. The beaches here have escaped any heavy development; instead, you'll get a glimpse of what old Florida was like, with soaring pines, saw palmettos, and snow-white dunes.

At the heart of the Forgotten Coast, the St. Joseph Peninsula stretches into the Gulf of Mexico. Cape San Blas Inn is situated on this narrow finger of land, which separates St. Joseph Bay from the open gulf. The inn stands just 200 yards from the beach on the opposite coast.

In the back of the inn, you can peer out to the water from bay windows and screened-in porches. A wooden boardwalk leads toward the water, where you'll find a dock extending into the bay. You can borrow one of the inn's complimentary canoes here, or paddle to the end of the pier, where there's a hot tub situated right on the waterfront.

Inside, no two guest rooms are exactly alike, but all include Sleep Number beds and prints of tropical beaches hanging on the walls. The Turtle Shell suite is the largest room, with a tile-framed fireplace beside french doors that lead onto a private patio.

In the morning, the inn lays out a spread of Starbucks-brand coffee with dishes such as quiche or french toast. Feel free to eat in the large, airy dining room, or carry your plate out to the veranda to watch starfish try to form constellations.

Port St. Joe, Florida: Beachfront Parks and Coastal Towns

St. Joseph Peninsula State Park is one of the prettiest local beaches. It overlooks both the bay and the shores of the gulf around the secluded eastern tip of the peninsula. All over the beachfront dunes you'll see sand pine scrub, and migrating falcons visit the 1,900-acre wilderness reserve every fall. The Cape San Blas connects the peninsula with the mainland. It features a lighthouse that has been rebuilt no fewer than four times.

Head inland to the town of Port St. Joe, which has seafood restaurants and charter cruises, or travel farther east to Apalachicola, a city named for a Native American tribe and often translated as "land of the friendly people." The city is lined with 19th-century architecture, including the Orman House and Raney House. Both of these Greek Revivalist-style mansions were built by cotton magnates. If it's getting hot outside, head to the John Gorrie Museum-the former home of the man who pioneered air conditioning.

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The triumph of sports lends itself to artistic representation, from the ancient Greek statues of Olympic athletes to the dance troupes that interpret football games at every sports bar. Score some decor with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of merchandise from online retailer Framed College Football Art. Each framed item ships securely packaged in bubble wrap or fitted inserts. Framed College Football Art provides framed artwork, pennants, and banners that allow college-football lovers to display their passion. Adorn a den or cover the body with high-quality prints representing teams from seven major NCAA Division I conferences, including the SEC, the Big Ten, and the Pac-12, by such artists as Greg Gamble, Rick Rush, and Larry Pitts. Augment a wall's athleticism by flecking it with the framed 20/20 photo by Greg Gamble of Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow, attesting to the rich history of Florida football in all its glory ($35), or the 12"x32" Winning Streak Sports Southern California Dynasty wool banner, delineating all 11 of USC's national-championship years and 12 centuries of time travel ($79.95). For an additional charge, prints can arrive at living stadiums framed in all-wood materials on acid-free conservation mats. Check the website often, as new shipments of products arrive regularly.

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An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon.

$2,599 for Full SmartLipo Treatment ($5,250 Value)

During a three- to five-hour SmartLipo MPX session, the doctor makes minuscule incisions in the skin under local anesthesia, then zeroes in on subcutaneous fat on the upper and lower belly and flanks with a thin laser fiber. The treatment not only aims to melt fat but also to tighten the skin in the targeted area.

MiBella Wellness Center

MiBella Wellness Center's medical director, Dr. Mia T. Cowan, revealed two important facts in a Birmingham Business Journal interview-that her guiding principle in business is to always be respectful to others and that if she could have any super power, it would be x-ray vision. Dr. Cowan helps patients improve their health through diet programs and vitamin injections. Additional cosmetic procedures, such as SmartLipo, result in figures svelte enough to shimmy into packed elevators or tuck behind trees during hide-and-seek.

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The shoulders carry much of the body's tension, as well as the body's finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
$99 for three 60-minute massages (a $210 value)

Choose from Swedish, deep-tissue, neuromuscular, geriatric, or trigger-point massage.

Sylvia Sullivan, LMT, NMT

As a licensed massage therapist, Sylvia Sullivan has mastered different massage modalities in order to tailor her services to each client's specific needs. Sullivan kneads out tension and pain through a variety of styles, including hot-stone therapy, trigger-point therapy, and geriatric massage, which restores vitality lost due to age or while chasing down rogue grandchildren. She will use any combination of massages to ensure her services effectively improve her clients' well-being and reduce their stress.

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Barbecue is a distinctly American art form, much like jazz music and feigning an understanding of jazz music. Discuss the smoky notes with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options $6 for $12 worth of Southern fare for two or more $12 for $25 worth of Southern fare for four or more $18 for $40 worth of Southern fare for six or more $25 for $50 worth of catering services

Chris' BBQ & Grill fires specialties such as pulled or chopped barbecue pork ($8.45), a half-pound Angus burger on a corn-dusted kaiser bun ($7.95), and country ham breakfast with eggs, biscuits, and grits ($7.95). Click here to see the full menu.

Chris' BBQ & Grill

At the family-owned-and-operated Chris' BBQ & Grill, a dedicated team of grill-savvy specialists slowly smokes dishes such as barbecue pork and spare ribs to fill out a menu of breakfast, lunch, and dinner creations. The daily menu offers a variety of Southern favorites, beginning with early-morning servings of hash browns with eggs and bacon and ending with dishes such as grilled chicken breast served over rice. To satisfy midday cravings, the kitchen staff shape intricate sandwiches with ham, turkey, buffalo chicken, or rib-eye steak. They also orchestrate a daily Meat and 3 meal that pairs meaty specialties with three vegetables, such as fried okra, black-eyed peas, baked beans, or baked potatoes, so that customers can sculpt edible monuments in honor of the food pyramid.

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Your little one stares at the TV screen, entranced by the pom poms, the cheering crowds, and the mascot. She dreams of colorful uniforms and ponytails with ribbons -- you dream of an active lifestyle and learning teamwork. Get her started off on the right foot when you pay $149 and launch her into a four-day cheer camp for ages 3 to 18 with a T-shirt included (regularly $400) at Bama Cheer Xtreme in Northport. Choose morning (9 a.m. to noon) or evening (2 p.m. to 5 p.m.) sessions either June 4 to 7 or June 11 to 14. Or, round off her training with two private lessons for $49 (regularly $100). Your child can jump into strength-conditioning for all sports or learn jumps, splits, and tumbling at this cheerleading gym, located just north of Tuscaloosa -- or you can indulge yourself in some adult fitness classes, like Zumba or aerobics (also good for children ages 10 and older). Get ready to cheer your youngster on as she tumbles her way into an entertaining, character-building sport.

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